Joe Tip (because I ain’t a pro): Pelican Case Snack and Keys Box

Pelican Case
If you own an OC and are sick of reaching behind you for your gels or a snack, try affixing some female velcro to the bottom of a Pelican Case and sticking it below your knees. The knee bend when you paddle provides plenty...

Mullet Trucker Hat Sale $10 plus shipping

Mullet Trucker Hat
When you buy a hat or shirt, you help support the Distressed Mullet. We are a small company with a huge love of paddle boarding. Every hat and shirt counts and we really appreciate the support. The Mullet Trucker I paddled all afternoon and came to...

Evolving beyond the flip flop review of the Olukai Kekoa Sandal

Olukai Kekoa Sandal Review
Shoe Bees Unite! You know who you are. You wear your shoes on the beach or if you lived in the 20s, you carried your shoes in a box when you went to the Jersey shore from Phili. Own it. Embrace it. Now, move...

Review: Banx Block Sunscreen

Review: Banx Block Sunscreen
My Sunscreen Backstory: I’m out in the sun. A lot. I’ve tried a bazillion different sunscreens. I’ve left my sunscreen at home, only to run into the closest convenience store and buy more sunscreen. I, like many of you, have a closet of half used...

Catalyst waterproof iPhone and iWatch waterproof drop-proof case review

GUESS WHAT: THIS CASE HAD A MASSIVE FAILURE AND OUR IPHONE was DESTROYED. We can not recommend this product. And, they company didn't stand behind the product or replace the phone. We were very disappointed. Of all the accessories at the outdoor retailer expo in...

Garmin Forerunner 920XT: Wearable Water Tech

Garmin has launched their latest multisport watch, the Garmin Forerunner 920XT. This latest iteration of the series which includes the popular 310XT and 910XT modes, still crosses over from swimming, biking, running, and paddling. What's interesting is the "smartwatch" functionality, which allows you to get notifications for...

Whitewater SUP and Leashes

Leashes in whitewater
by Trey Knight The topic of leashes in whitewater paddling on a SUP is complicated, unique and a personal choice. I hope to bring some new perspective to people’s view on this and help them increase their sphere of awareness on the river. This article...

Riviera Paddlesurf 2015 Catalogue

We saw the whole line at the 2015 Surf Expo in Orlando, FL earlier this month and the boards look great. Check out the Nugg, which is a blast to paddle. I also got to try the new downwind board. It's really worth checking...

How to install the NOCQUA LED Light System

How to install the NOCQUA Light System: Use of adjustable strap and harness for the NOCQUA 2000 system

Falling Back: You’re Gonna Need Some Light On the Subject

Paddling with Lights
Paddling with Lights In just a few weeks, we will all do that one last thing that means Summer is truly over - well, most of us will -- we will turn the clocks back an hour and resume "Standard Time." Non-paddlers and folks who...

ChattaTravel: Creature Comforts to Help Make it to Race Day

Editor’s Note: This is part of a Distressed Mullet series on on Chattajack Prep.  I've had the good fortune to attend a lot of races this year and I have had some hits and misses when it comes to mastering the Art of Travel getting to...

Futures Fins new line of SUP fins

Here is a first look at the Manta, Red Fish, Small Triangle Cutaway, and Flexible Polyurethane River and Rental fins from Futures Fins for 2015/2016 from the Outdoor Retailer Expo in Salt Lake City, Utah. For more information about Futures Fins Go to your local Futures Dealer or check them...

LiftSUP handle celebrates 35,000 handles in the water

  LiftSUP handle celebrates its 2nd full year on the market and 35,000 handles in the water: Launched in 2010, the patented LiftSUP is the first and only retractable handle on the market, LiftSUP is the flagship product of SUP accessory company SUP Think Tank. Made specifically for Stand Up Paddle Boards, LiftSUP...

Gear Review: Camelbak Molokai 70 oz. Paddling Hydration Pack

Camelbak Molokai 70 oz. Paddling Hydration Pack
Part of the Kevin Woodin reviews EVERYTHING Series Who is Kevin Woodin? Read More >> Camelbak Molokai 70 oz. Paddling Hydration Pack Pros Lightweight Easy on/off when necessary Cons Not enough storage for longer 4-6 hour trips. Moves around Don’t like the front zipper style

Distressed Mullet Technical Paddle Hoodie

Distressed Mullet Bamboo Hooidie
Natural UV protection, anti-bacterial, anti-smell, light and comfortable. Mullet logo on sleeve, opposite of hidden key pocket! The Women's Pacific Blue Bamboo Mullet Hoodie The new Bamboo Midweight Hoody is finally here! Featuring all the same performance benefits as our Men's Midweight Hoody, but with a decidedly...

Inland Paddler: Last minute paddleboard gift-giving guide

Maybe it’s too late and your holiday shopping is done. But it you’re still looking for ideas, or just want to treat yourself, here are some suggestions. First, please buy at your local shops. Second, buy from the mullet. Anything ordered today ships Monday....

View from the Back: Our Boards, Our Cars, Ourselves

If my car ended up parked overnight at the mall, it would probably be towed because someone would think a homeless person lived in it. What's in my car? Screwdriver Locking straps Board lock Non locking straps Long straps Dog life jacket People life jackets (2) Adjustable paddle Regular paddle Rash guards Beach towels Duct tape Vinegar Surf...

Tentsile Suspension Tents

Tentsile Tents produces portable tree houses—3 person tents that are suspended in trees. They are AMAZING! Each tent has reinforced nylon on the ends and 20 feet of strap on each end giving you 45 feet to stretch between trees. You can stack them, add walls...

Fin Box Lock: Simple, Brilliant Surf and Paddle Board Security

This is one of the coolest and most simple surf board and paddle board security gear must-haves we've seen. It is simply two pieces of metal that fit into your fin box and once the cable is fed through the two holes, it can...

I have a prone, now where do I get bottles, cages, headrests?

The newly launched Joe Bark store has an accessories section. They now carry water bottles, single and double bottle cages and head rests. Simple items that are great to have and pretty much mandatory for paddles over an hour. Single Water Bottle Cage: The black aluminum...

Stomp Box: Retractable River SUP Fin and Fin Box for Inflatable SUPs

Hala Gear
Pavla from Hala Gear walks us through the Stomp Box retractable river SUP fin and fin box for inflatable stand up paddle boards. When a board goes over a shallow section or a submerged rock or structure, the fin retracts into the board and fin...

Gear Review: Nathan Peak Waist Pack

Nathan Peak Waist Pack
This is part of the Kevin Woodin Reviews Everything series and Hydration Week on Distressed Mullet. Read the other posts here >> Nathan Peak Waist Pack Pros Small Lightweight Nice to have for additional storage.  I just connect this around the handle on my Bark Dominator 14’ board. If I’m going...

Gear Review: VestPac

VestPac sent me a WilsonPac to try this winter! I've finally used it enough to be able to write a review! Here are the specs from their website: The WilsonPac has been endorsed by some of the worlds top stand up paddlers (SUPers) as the best hydration...

Izzi Gomez, 2-time SUP World Champion Launches Signature line of 3DFINS

By signing with 3Dfins and releasing her signature “the Izzi’s” 5 fin set, Izzi Gomez becomes the first woman in Surf or SUP history to receive her own signature set of surf fins. The 16 year old champ said “Once I tried the dimple technology...

Music On the Water: Sneak Peak at a New Way to Take the Tunes Along

Gear Preview Fusion StereoActive
Several weeks ago, Mullet Central got an email inviting us to take a first look at a new audio device that its makers said was destined to change the way we think about music when paddling. I admit, I was skeptical. But definitely intrigued. I sometimes...

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